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free willie 

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Something you say when you see a whale.
Whooo free willie!!!
free willie by isla September 2, 2004
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free willie • Free Willie Zone • Free Willey • free • free willy • free spirit • free speech • Free Thinker • free money • Free Running

free willie 

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Participating in an action with your junk exposed.
Yo broski, I'm playin' free willie, yo.
Can you believe Joe came to school free willie yesterday?
free willie by Synchronize March 10, 2011
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free willie 

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Something u do first thing in the morning.
Damn I gotta free willie......AAAHHHH!!!!
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Free Willie 

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To have sex without a condom
"Thou other day Thine havist participated in fornication Joselean"
"Did thoust go Free Willie?"
"Indeed thine did"
Free Willie by Dr. Prof. Tall Hat, MD. January 30, 2012
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Free Willie 

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Another term for erection.
Did you see John leaving with that girl? HE HAD SUCH A HUGE FREE WILLIE!
Free Willie by UPTHEBOOTY March 31, 2009
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Free Willie Zone 

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A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.
Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.
Free Willie Zone by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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