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free oldies 

online collection of porn containing only OAPs, for lost little teenagers and the unemployed. is apparently a forum based on old computer games, but that's just a very pathetic alibi.
jimbob: hey, my 56K on AOL is working again, let's go in my house and look at some free oldies.
dave: no, i'm not a sick fuck.
free oldies by The Real Thrax June 23, 2003

free oldies 

Pathetic web site and forum made by ignorant people who take "FO" as their purpose in life and "job".

Strangly, also linked with free porn of old people (mature porn), but in this case, it's just a bunch of french guys that used to be in a neo facsist klu klux klan and stupid fucking old people like Storm Rider and Weasel Wardancer who push their neo nazi beliefs on a web forum, in hope of a resurection for their fuhrer.
guy: Hey this forum looks good I think i'll register.

dude: no way man, you'll just get your ass flamed off the forum, and end up getting banned for no reason.
free oldies by Shenmoo June 17, 2004

freeoldies 

see free oldies

quicky: 1 - a site created by former skinheads and SS officers that escaped trial that supports piracy and right wing facist dictatorship, tyranny, despotism and totalitarism

2 - mature porn fetish, a site that offers free porn involving old 60+ year olds in action
man that place is like free oldies. it sucks ass.
freeoldies by Shenmoo June 17, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026