Free Elf

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The sexual act of finishing on your partner and saying a magical spell of some sort. Upon doing so, you steal your partner’s underwear and wrap the bed sheet around you in a crude fashion. While running out of the room you yell, “Dobby has now been presented with clothing, Dobby is free!” This is a reference to the Harry Potter character of the same name, who himself is a free elf.

Example: Man, my girlfriend is really pissed at me since I pulled a Free Elf and ran off with her new Victoria’s Secret thong.

Free Elf by MeechDaPeach October 14, 2018

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Dobby is a free elf

Dobby is a house elf in the Harry Potter series and has suffered a terrible loss in the Deathly Hallows book and movies.

There are two terms of “Dobby is a free elf”:

1: In chamber of secrets, Harry slipped a sock in a book. Lucius Malfoy gave it to Dobby. Dobby found the sock and indicated Dobby was free from his master.

2: In the Deathly Hallows, Dobby was killed by Bellatrix’s dagger and died in Harry’s arms. This indicates Dobby is free from pain.

Person 1: On the count of three, we will say Dobby is a free elf. ...3...2...1...
Person 1, 2, 3 and 4: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!

Dobby is a free elf by Goldenfrost January 23, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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