france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.
I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!
by ollie October 23, 2004
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France Pants

2016 Olympics, French walker Yohann Diniz poops himself during a race for the whole world to see. He had a wicked case of diarrhea, better known as "Runner's Trots". If you have a bad case of diarrhea you have "France Pants". If you poop yourself, or feel like you're about to poop yourself you have "France Pants". If you're changing a nasty loose bowel diaper, you're changing a "France Pants".
That Mexican food I had for lunch really messed up my stomach, I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I ended up with France Pants.
by Swatamagon August 27, 2016
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