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I was fractating my new computer.
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Fratting

As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly fratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which he is obligated.
Fratting includes but is not limited to, golfing, drinking, deep sea fishing, boating, sitting in the sun while at a pool or beach and finally denouncing guidos by any and every means necessary.
by RedButtons December 25, 2009
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Drive-By Fratting

1. An incident that occurs when an SUV (usually a Chevy Tahoe) full of young, upper middle class white males who belong to a sort of "gang" called a fraternity, pulls up and the occupants throw beer cans, golf balls, and/or verbal insults at a victim and then peels away.

2. The victim is usually called a "fag" yet is not necessarily, nor often an actual homosexual. The irony is that the victim is called a "fag" by 4-5 males crammed closely together in the backseat of a vehicle.

3. Drive-by frattings while similar to drive-by shootings in style, are not actually harmful, just like frat boys unlike gang members are not actually tough. At worst victims have their self esteem hurt for 2.5 seconds.

4. Oxford, Mississippi is the "South Central LA" of Drive-by frattings. Please use caution when walking, biking, or jogging through such areas.
Screeeeeeech....."hey faaaaaaaaaggggggg!......wooooohoooo!!!!!" screeeeeeeeech (call peels off)

Victim One: "Did someone just through a Titlelist at me?"

Victim Two: "Yeah, good thing they throw like fags"

Victim One: "Must have been a drive-by fratting"
by LordLoudoun December 2, 2011
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Porch Fratting

The act of broing out in the company of bros on the front lawn and or porch of a fraternity house. Activities include sitting, bags (cornhole), football throwing, frisbee, listening to music and hanging out with ladies. A strict dress code is enforced. Shorts are required to be no longer than the tops of the knee and may not have cargo pockets. Collard polos are not required however advisable. Accessories include items such as; boat shoes, ray-bans, frat-strap (croakie), and any other nautical themed items. The easiest way to produce an acceptable music playlist is to use the itunes genius and start with any Jack Johnson or Dave Matthew's song.
Hey bro, why don't you call up the ladies we're all getting ready to go porch fratting. I'm gonna be a sec because I'm not looking to frat it up without my new polo and sperrys.
by Porch Fratting Chair April 15, 2009
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fracting

When someone gives you fractions of facts so as to leave you with enough information to get the picture but it is very foggy with plenty of holes in the story usually leaving more questions than answers.
Jess: Hey JoJo, what did you do last night? You have fun?
JoJo: I went to a friends house, nah it was pretty boring.
Jess: Well who all was there?
JoJo: Just some friends.
Jess: Why are you fracting with me Baby?
by TS Jessie Cox 8 January 8, 2017
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Over Fratting

(verb) a.k.a Trying too hard. Key symptoms include buying and wearing everything Brooks Brothers, Polo, Hilfiger, and Vineyard Vines.

(Dead giveaway) Buying as much of the brands named above without ever owning any of them just because those brands are commonly associated with fraternity life.

The main reason why one would partake in Over Fratting would be to impress their fellow frat brothers and to make themselves seem more "frat" than they actually are.
When everything you're wearing is Vineyard Vines and/or loudly colored you're simply just Over Fratting. NF

Steve began Over Fratting just to hide how un-frat he is.
by StopOverFratting December 15, 2011
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Anal Fracturing

Anal fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your anus, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your ass.
Aw dude, look at that chick over there. I would love to give her a good anal fracturing.
by Galefrocetech1 May 13, 2015
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