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Jerking off into a hole in the ground then covering it up in hopes that someone will step in it

I.E I was chillin at my friends house amd when I walked outside to leave I accidentally stepped in his foxpit and got semen all over my new shoes.
I.E I was chillin at my friends house amd when I walked outside to leave I accidentally stepped in his foxpit and got semen all over my new shoes.
foxpit by carters servent August 6, 2014
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A treatable illness caused by over consumption of right-wing media. Symptoms include paranoia, fear, outrage, and in severe cases, physical violence. Not limited to TV, Foxitis can be contracted through a toxic diet of right-wing social media platforms, podcasts, and talk radio. Foxitis is reinenforced in the brain by algorithms that drive recommended content. The disease is not permanent. Successful treatment includes deliberate exploration of other media, especially foreign outlets (BBC, ITV, CBC) that offer diverse views of how and why the world works. Deliberate consumption of diverse views changes the patient’s social media algorithms, thereby changing the course of the illness. Also see Foxmania.
I now realize I was suffering from Foxitis at Thanksgiving, when I called my cousin (who works on Wall Street) a socialist communist.
Foxitis by Bran Stark May 11, 2021
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The state of being psychologically and emotionally manipulated by a major news source with ulterior motives, usually political in nature
"Your honor, my client was led to believe that he would be allowed entry into the Capitol without any repercussions. He was clearly suffering from Foxitis."
FOXITIS by Major Look May 6, 2021

foxitude 

being and extreme, passionate, overwhelming, loin quivering hotness!
so hot one feels the need to sit down
oh lawdy, jim morrison is muchly plagued with the foxitude
foxitude by PirateSuki September 12, 2005
A male or female of the human race who can be smelt from large distances due to the distinct odour of foxpiss eminating from their hair which is, in all cases, ginger.
Saunders Jr. get away from me, the stench of foxpiss is driving me insane.
Foxpiss by Tom Sampson November 28, 2006
Your not getting any girls you foxpiss cunt.
Foxpiss by Mark Lyons November 18, 2006

fospital 

A place where the FOS (full of shit) go to be cured of compulsive lying through a combination of electro-shock therapy and regular slaps in the head. If there is no fospital in your vicinity, please apply first aid (Swift slap in the head)
Yeah, she should check-in to the fospital.
fospital by slaptack July 8, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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