Found 20 dollars

A phrase which describes in "code" when someone has successfully completed masturbating.

Bro 1: Yo bro, you ready to go to my mom's house?
Bro 2: Chyea bruh, just found 20 dollars so we good to go.

Found 20 dollars by BadaBoom185 August 13, 2014

And then I found 20 dollars 

Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.

Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"

And then I found 20 dollars by djk December 9, 2003

And then you found 20 dollars 

Something you say to someone when they're telling a really bad story.

person: So I was walking home from school today, and I dropped my Math book...
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?

And then you found 20 dollars by joe725 November 9, 2007

And then i found 20 dollars 

Something Dino would say

Dino: so this one time, me and my friend russel, you know my friend russel right?

And then i found 20 dollars by Ian October 12, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019