fortox 

A synonym for the word blessing (see any definition for word, blessing). It can be used as a noun or a verb.

1.) Why! This rainstorm may just be a fortox in disguise!
2.) Ellie fortoxed the diamond ring so that anyone who wore it would be granted three wishes.

fortox by Dirty Charlie July 22, 2008

Fortology

A religion that accepts and was created for all Fortnite addicts. Once you have realized that Fortnite is more important than having a girlfriend, you will begin to qualify as a member of Fortology. The religion was founded in the year of 2017, the year when Fortnite began to gain its popularity. It is hard to estimate how many Fortologists there are in the United States. Women claim that nearly 90% of men have devoted their life to the newfound religion. Common sins against the religion include but are not limited to: Call of Duty, Player Unknown Battle Grounds, and having a girlfriend. There is much persecution against this religion by women, but strong activists such as Ninja have continued to give hope to all men across the world.

Guy 1: what are you doing this Sunday?
Guy 2: Its Fortnite Sunday, I am required to play on Sundays as a member of Fortology.
Guy 1: What is Fortology?
Guy 2: Its a religion dedicated to the many brave souls who have made Fortnite a priority over their girlfriends.
Guy 1: Where do I sign up???

Fortology by FortniteLegend March 15, 2018

Fartox 

Fartox is an insult that you call someone who farted

Person 1: eeeewwww do u smell that??
Person 2: yea it came from that fartox over there

Fartox by 💮💮💮 October 23, 2018

fortondoando 

In music, more than 3 f's on the sheet music; meaning to play very very very loud. So one 'f' written on the score means 'forte' or 'loud'.
ff = fortissimo
fff = fortississimo
ffff+ = fortondoando.

Beethoven: "fffff"
You: oh fortondoando. got it. *smashes piano with fist*

fortondoando by evilpojmaster February 7, 2009

Fortnox 

When an attractive woman is surrounded by an assortment of landmines and or grenades,

requirements;
1.the "fort" has to be rediculously hot preferably not ginger
2.the group has to be 4 or more Fort and grenades included
3. atleast one grenade and or landmine must be obese

USE EXTREME CAUTION AVOID AT ALL TIMES

Fuck bro shes hot!
hell no bro you cant break a fortnox?
good call lets getta beer that was a close one

Fortnox by Kingvonpun September 2, 2010

fartoxide 

Fartoxide: (n)
Colourless, odorful gas excreted from the anus during times of flatulence.
Shortened form of Crappy Fartoxide, aka, Fartoxodis crappus

Highly offensive, yet very healthy to the flatuating individual, fartoxide never ceases to gross ous girls, unless they are the ones who are producing it.

In which case, if a girl is producing it, it is highly concentrated, and most often deadly; whereas, boys generally have nasty sounding ones, they have a lower death rate than farts excreted from a girl.

Fartoxide has played a huge role in global warming, as some call it, but the more appropriate term would be climate change. When MSG was highly in almost all chinese food, more horrible farts were emitted and fartoxide present in the air ripped a big one in the ozone layer.

Ever since the american govt. told the chinese to reduce the MSG, fartoxide has greatly reduced in lethalness; however, thanks to the mormons and the Duggars, fartoxide concentration is expected to rise, seeing as how mormons and the Duggars are full of hot air. Of course, it is not just the mormons and the Duggars who are full of hot air, some republicans, some democrats, emos, fat people, scientologists, and christians are bloated to the point of exploding at any given moment.

The only way to stop climate change, or global warming, whatever passes your gas, is to eliminate all of the above catagories, which would be quite hard, considering the mass quantities of people on the earth. The more effective method to reduce fartoxide would be to somehow create a device, or perhaps a pill, that makes you eat a sixteenth of the required portion of calories, thus, closing the anus and reducing fartoxide from poisoning the earth.

Scientists and the WHO are working on a solution to reduce this horrible tragedy which is corruping the earth, however, due to the swine flu, focus on resolving the problem has come to a standstill.

Generic guy named Donald: "*rips a big one* Ooop! I just farted!"
Generic girl named Renee: "Looks like you've just contributed to global warming with your fartoxide!"

Generic guy named Mark: "*gross machine gun farts* Yeah... check out my fartoxide polluting the air. Take that democrats and hippies."
Generic girl named Renee: "*glares*"
Generic guy named Charles: "Haha, that's a good one. It's.. oh god! *collapses due to noxious fartoxide*."

fartoxide by 'Nay May 24, 2009

fortou 

A pedophile that looks like a bird and often has a dinosaur fettish. Equipped with black belt skills and when he flinches, he chirps. Often browses Grindr.

Who's that creepy hobo in the alley? Stop! don't go near him he looks like a fortou!

fortou by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite December 10, 2018