fortnitephobia

the fear of playing fortnite

I swear, my friend must have fortnitephobia because he never plays anymore.

fortnitephobia by john doe77 January 19, 2024

Fortnitaphobia 

Usually found in people with common sense, those who grew up chopping down trees with blocky hands and not fucking pickaxes, swords, and lightsabers, and have usually already lost their virginity

Symptoms include:
-Fear of anything fortnite related

-extreme hate for twitch streamers

-People who say they killed Ninja

-A large bank account

-fears non copyrighted music
-Pc's dedicated to only fortnite

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Jack: Yo why has Sam be avoiding me more often?
Paul: Oh you didn't hear? He was diagnosed with fortnitaphobia
Jack: The fuck?
Paul: Essentially he cannot be in your presence as now he thinks of you as less of a human

Fortnitaphobia by Bigdiccjerry August 1, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004