Fortnitaphobia

Usually found in people with common sense, those who grew up chopping down trees with blocky hands and not fucking pickaxes, swords, and lightsabers, and have usually already lost their virginity

Symptoms include:
-Fear of anything fortnite related

-extreme hate for twitch streamers

-People who say they killed Ninja

-A large bank account

-fears non copyrighted music
-Pc's dedicated to only fortnite

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Jack: Yo why has Sam be avoiding me more often?
Paul: Oh you didn't hear? He was diagnosed with fortnitaphobia
Jack: The fuck?
Paul: Essentially he cannot be in your presence as now he thinks of you as less of a human

by Bigdiccjerry August 01, 2019