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fortnite boyfriends 

mom: i heard you got a boyfriend, where did you guys meet?
girl: oh mom actually i have mulitple fortnite boyfriends and if you really want to know, they are fresh out of creative fill
mom: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM
girl: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL MY BOYFRIENDS COME
60 year old man: hello...
girl: the fuck 0-0
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Fortnite boyfriend 

A Fortnite boyfriend is sum1 that doesn't want an actual relationship. They will love and cherish you every time you get a kill. Every night they will send you an invite and you have to except or ELSE. If you ever get a win together every1 will be jealous. You can have an actual physical relationship but only if you agree to it, But you are fortnite players so don't get your hopes up. Fortnite boyfriends HAVE TO BE LOYAL AND DONT TALK TO ANY OTHER FORTINITE HOES or REGULAR HOES.
Josh: hey Leah do you wanna hang out tonight;)
Leah: uh I kinda have a fortnite date with my Fortnite boyfriend sorry he has like 69 wins <3
Fortnite boyfriend by iamlonely69 November 20, 2018
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026