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fortnite boyfriends 

mom: i heard you got a boyfriend, where did you guys meet?
girl: oh mom actually i have mulitple fortnite boyfriends and if you really want to know, they are fresh out of creative fill
mom: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM
girl: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL MY BOYFRIENDS COME
60 year old man: hello...
girl: the fuck 0-0
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Fortnite boyfriend 

A Fortnite boyfriend is sum1 that doesn't want an actual relationship. They will love and cherish you every time you get a kill. Every night they will send you an invite and you have to except or ELSE. If you ever get a win together every1 will be jealous. You can have an actual physical relationship but only if you agree to it, But you are fortnite players so don't get your hopes up. Fortnite boyfriends HAVE TO BE LOYAL AND DONT TALK TO ANY OTHER FORTINITE HOES or REGULAR HOES.
Josh: hey Leah do you wanna hang out tonight;)
Leah: uh I kinda have a fortnite date with my Fortnite boyfriend sorry he has like 69 wins <3
Fortnite boyfriend by iamlonely69 November 20, 2018

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026