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Fortnication 

When two grown ass adults have gone on at least 12 dates and have yet to bump ugliest because they're both awkward AF. They're upcoming date involves building a fort with the intention of bang-a-rangin for the 1st time inside of said fort.
Yo bro, Kim is comin over for a lil bit of fortnication tonight, we're gonna build a fort and bang-a-rang in it for the 1st time. Can we please have the apartment to ourselves?
Fortnication by Kim needs a him February 12, 2021
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Alien Fornication 

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"
That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

formication 

To feel like there are bugs crawling all over you.
I hate the feeling of formication...oh wait, this isn't formication! I am sitting on an ant hole! Eek!!
formication by Aly March 26, 2005

fornication agglomeration 

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.
Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.

fornication 

consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other
fornication by holly August 26, 2003

fornication vacation 

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.
After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

fornicationship 

(n) A relationship based purely on the physical aspects, with no romantic involvement that occurs after hooking up with the same person for a minimum of two to three times.
Jane: "I hooked up with John last night"
Alice: "That's the fourth time in the past two week! You're totally in a fornicationship"

Ryan: "Dude the whole relationship thing is bogus. All you need in life is a good fornicationship with some chick"
Freddie: "Now that would be ideal"