forfeoon

a plastic or titanium all-in-one eating utensil that features about "for" worth of a fork, an "oon"s worth of spoon, and just a hint of knife (like "fe"'s worth...).

Also known as a knorkoon

Why would I litter the earth with all of these wasteful utensils? I've got it all in my forfeoon.

by Grubhub October 26, 2011