forever cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.

Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met

by cforzy October 18, 2019

Forever Cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her and never loses it.

The sparks used to fly, but after she went forever cow the only thing that flies is her flubber.

by Shadow Warden October 18, 2019

Forever Cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you just started dating and never loses it.

Anthony: Did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, Wait happened?
Anthony: He married a Forever cow

by Kilagen October 17, 2019