ford clitaurus 

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.

You're a ford clitaurus.

ford clitaurus by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

ford clitaurus 

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.

look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!

ford clitaurus by wallbangicus December 4, 2009