ford taurus 

A reliable car made by the ford motor company. In it's older models, it may not have been the prettiest of cars (although the 96 model looks eerily like a puppy), but it can survive anything. It will win in a fight with most other vehicles and objects and has been known to fix it's own problems on occasion. It does tend to develop an annoying squeak in the engine, but you can just quit your bitching and deal with it cause it's not hurting anybody is it?

My ford taurus has been squeaking like mice on acid, but then I hit a big pothole and it just gave up. Very nice!

ford taurus by Ritsuka13 April 21, 2009

ford taurus 

A mid-sized mid-priced sedan from the ford motor company. It's ugly as sin and notorious for being cheap and shitty. Early 90's low-end models are virtually indestructible due to a front and rear set of polyurethane bumpers, however being able to survive a full speed impact into a tree without any visual damage doesn't make it any less of a piece of shit.

I can't stand this fucking ford taurus, it gets eight miles to the gallon, has an exhaust leak that makes it sound like a lawnmower, and looks like it belongs in a destruction derby.

ford taurus by JFA MOFO March 22, 2008

Ford Taurus 

Hulking piece of shit car made in America

Guy 1: There is a bucket of shit parked in my driveway with its lights on

Guy 2: Oh, that must be my Ford Taurus

Guy 1: TWAZZER!!!!!

Ford Taurus by Jazz 88.1 February 20, 2007

Ford Taurus 

See Piece of shit.

Pity me, for I drive a Ford Taurus.

Ford Taurus by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Ford Taurus 

The Doo Doo of cars.

I dropped a Ford Taurus in the toilet.

Ford Taurus by yodadeuce February 18, 2021

Ford Taurtus 

Chevy lovers' slang for FORD TAURUS, implying SLOWNESS.

{RED LIGHT}

CHEVY LOVER: My Monte Carlo can whip your Ford Taurtus!

FORD LOVER: So.

{GREEN LIGHT}

{Monte Carlo blows away Taurus}

FORD LOVER: I'm buying that new Taurus SHO and blow that Shit Fucker away next time!

Ford Taurtus by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009