Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
by Jonjo January 16, 2005
A jewish zombie, who was crucified and brought back from the dead.
His fanclub is quite big, they kill trees and stick up fairies on his birthday.
His fanclub is quite big, they kill trees and stick up fairies on his birthday.
christian Jesus
by MYSTiiKZz July 20, 2009
One of the latest in a long line of deities based on the movements of the sun during the winter solstice.
by thetruthone September 2, 2008
by Samisita January 17, 2009
The light of the world, the one who came and died on the cross to forgive us of all of our sins. There is a religion based on that, called Christianity.
by C.C. December 18, 2004
What you say when you see something awesome or unbelievable, or when something really bad or stupid happens to you. Also the name of your landscaper or gardener if you pronounce the "J" as an "H."
"Jesus that girl's tits are huge!"
"Jesus, that dumb bitch just about wrecked!"
"Jesus, please trim the hedges when you are done edging the flower bed."
"Jesus, that dumb bitch just about wrecked!"
"Jesus, please trim the hedges when you are done edging the flower bed."
by fhkq October 7, 2018
by scroteymcboogerballs May 30, 2011