fopunzel Share definition Flag (Noun) A girl whom utilizes hair extensions, lying about her true hair length, and her hair is now long as shit. This bitch is a straight fopunzel. I hope her extensions fall out in front of everyone to see. fopunzel by camronezi October 6, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the fopunzel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch