Footy Smarts 

In essence Footy Smarts is a term delivered upon an individual with great intellectual knowledge in the sports category of Australian Rules Football.

When I asked Craig questions about the footy on the weekend he got everything correct, He has great Footy Smarts! When I asked Sam the same questions he got nothing right...he doesn't have any Footy Smarts.

Footy Smarts by Dr. Football June 26, 2017

Footy stee

It’s a real mofo, when the chips are down. You get an eleven and you you almost say I’m out and he say any up a flip

Bro, footy stee and me went to the addy but he said he only flippying houses and I said be real cut the bulls Garry give me a loose one

Footy stee by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

footy snot 

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.

Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.

footy snot by Lonick May 13, 2023

Satan's foot shavings 

Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit

James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.

Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off

Satan's foot shavings by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024

asslete's foot 

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

asslete's foot by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

satan's foot 

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan

I saw satan's foot and it was huge.

satan's foot by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008

Whimsical Ferret's Foot

Whimsical ferret's foot is used to describe people who are faggots like Jason.

If you're Jason Peng, you're a whimsical ferret's foot.

Whimsical Ferret's Foot by s;jdf;lajasfas May 8, 2020