football guy

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.

Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.

football guy by Pharr August 26, 2017

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smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

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National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.

Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day by KTrainSC October 24, 2020