fontou 

font for your 头 (tóu); head in chinese. a hat shop based in singapore.

wait… is that fontou on your head? nice

fontou by suiii999 June 26, 2023

fontophile 

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

fontophile by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

fondouche 

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

fondouche by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

Fountoukakos 

Fountoukakos is the bestest of the best brothers you would ever have. He always helps you with your problems and loves you, but sometimes he doesn't show it. Love him with your whole heart or else I will break your bones:). He is smart and a charismatic boy. HE IS SOOOO CLEVER LIKE UGH HE KNOWS EVERYTHING, BUT SOMETIMES IT'S SO ANNOYING AND YOU WILL FEEL DUMB NEXT TO HIM

Fountoukakos loves you
Fountoukakos hates spaghetti

Fountoukakos by User2838282882837727 November 21, 2021

fontucky

Another name for Fontana, CA deriving from the amount of hicks or rednecks that dwell there.

See you guys at he rodeo in Fontucky.

fontucky by Anonymous March 7, 2003

fonto 

Originally called fronto, used to wrap weed in and make a blunt

Hey man you got any fonto on you?

Nah Im all out

fonto by jeffyissohigh February 25, 2018

fontrum 

The situation in which one is a third party observer to a so greatly embarrassing situation that the observer is uncomfortable.

1)Watching movies like Meet the parents can be a fontrum. It goes so bad for Greg that you feel uncomfortable.

fontrum by BrockIII September 22, 2005