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Darius Fontaine 

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".
Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
Darius Fontaine by green-poo August 19, 2009

Fontaine 

adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.
I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.
Fontaine by Santokucrusader August 3, 2008

Fontanese 

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.
I wish I could speak Fontanese.
Fontanese by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010

Fontaine 

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.
" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "
Fontaine by leaanastasia October 14, 2018

Fontained 

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.
Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter
Fontained by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

FontainePhobia 

Fear of people named Joel or having the last name of Fontaine.
Person 1: HEY is your name joel
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh ok just making sure because I have FontainePhobia
FontainePhobia by Grant_310 March 22, 2022