Flying Cow 

A Cow that fleis through the world with a silver foot as it's guide. It has no mother or father as it was a clone made from the poop of another cow. He sometimes fights the evil squirrels of Gogo Bootopolis. He is the leader of a major religion (Cowism maybe you have heard of it).

WORSHIP THE COw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flying Cow by JapanLover September 30, 2004

Flying cow

Noun - Type of cows that can fly.

Holy cow, that's a flying cow!?

Man, I've just seen a flying cow!

Flying cow by TKien2 October 26, 2025

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day 

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.

"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day by kofikat February 18, 2024

Flying Cows 

A low level flying creature of the Badlands, very much like spotted cows. They may look, and act like buzzards, but oh no. No... you are mistaken. These cows are clever and use jet-packs.. or maybe tiny and invisible flying mounts.

*note* Mounted flying cows cannot be mounted, and they WILL follow you. Be warned.

Wuntvor: I'm going to go over there.

Flying cows: I will follow you.

Wuntvor: Noooooooooo.

Flying cows: Ha. Laugh. Ha. Laugh. Ha. Moo.

Flying Cows by Aeirion, Mmmmm.. that guy. February 28, 2009

Flying German Cowboy 

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.

Dude last night I was a flying german cowboy.

Flying German Cowboy by GreedtheAwesome April 8, 2011