flumpy mufkin 

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

flumpy mufkin by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

frumpy muffin-tuck 

A chick with poor posture tucking her muffin-top in by pulling her jeans up too high.

"you know that bitch has a muffin top, tucking it into those high ass pants won't fool us, and she should learn to walk right!! That's a frumpy muffin-tuck!!"

frumpy muffin-tuck by Stevo1981 April 3, 2008

Frumpy Muffins 

One sexy cat with a bit of a twisted mood.

Good morning frumpy muffins! (said as the cat awakes with a frown.

Frumpy Muffins by Frumperella January 28, 2004

Flump Muffin 

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

Flump Muffin by Flumpmuffin March 1, 2019