flumpy mufkin 

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

flumpy mufkin by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

frumpy muffin-tuck 

A chick with poor posture tucking her muffin-top in by pulling her jeans up too high.

"you know that bitch has a muffin top, tucking it into those high ass pants won't fool us, and she should learn to walk right!! That's a frumpy muffin-tuck!!"

frumpy muffin-tuck by Stevo1981 April 3, 2008

Frumpy Muffins 

One sexy cat with a bit of a twisted mood.

Good morning frumpy muffins! (said as the cat awakes with a frown.

Frumpy Muffins by Frumperella January 28, 2004

Flump Muffin 

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

Flump Muffin by Flumpmuffin March 1, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019