When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.
Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.
by randomgirl182 May 2, 2012
A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.
Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.
by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017