flottum

swampland, marshland, wetlands, saturated dirt

The stink from that flottum is atrocious!

by Rutch Mathers December 14, 2008

Flattumed

Being coerced into staying out later than planned by another friend and drinking more than intended.

I was out for a quick Happy hour and I got Flattumed!

by Knblum August 18, 2019

flotfumhe

f***ing laughing on the floor until my head explodes

Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Why" "To get to the other side" "FLOTFUMHE

by lil joey p. September 6, 2010

Flattummed

To be Coerced into staying out way too late and drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

Last night I got Flattummed

To be coerced into staying out way too late and drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

by Knblum August 28, 2019

flattum

straight up beast

Chuck Norris is a flattum

by Joe Week December 22, 2010

flottmeyer

the rare spineless male who has never and will likely never experience the touch of a female. eventually he turns to spectating sports relentlessly for his satisfaction and entertainment. expected to turn gay by thirty.

"Has that guy ever even gotten kissed?"
"Nah, he's a flottmeyer."

"Hey man, why don't you go out tonight, the baseball game isn't that important"
"Hey, I'm a flottmeyer, what do you expect?!"

by Jack Merriman November 11, 2007

flottman

The goat

Bro is literally flottman.

by Thegoatofsports April 13, 2022