flottum 

swampland, marshland, wetlands, saturated dirt

The stink from that flottum is atrocious!

flottum by Rutch Mathers December 14, 2008

Flattumed 

Being coerced into staying out later than planned by another friend and drinking more than intended.

I was out for a quick Happy hour and I got Flattumed!

Flattumed by Knblum August 18, 2019

flotfumhe 

f***ing laughing on the floor until my head explodes

Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Why" "To get to the other side" "FLOTFUMHE

flotfumhe by lil joey p. September 6, 2010

Flattummed 

To be Coerced into staying out way too late and drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

Last night I got Flattummed

To be coerced into staying out way too late and drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

Flattummed by Knblum August 28, 2019

flattum 

straight up beast

Chuck Norris is a flattum

flattum by Joe Week December 22, 2010

flottmeyer 

the rare spineless male who has never and will likely never experience the touch of a female. eventually he turns to spectating sports relentlessly for his satisfaction and entertainment. expected to turn gay by thirty.

"Has that guy ever even gotten kissed?"
"Nah, he's a flottmeyer."

"Hey man, why don't you go out tonight, the baseball game isn't that important"
"Hey, I'm a flottmeyer, what do you expect?!"

flottmeyer by Jack Merriman November 11, 2007

flottman 

The goat

Bro is literally flottman.

flottman by Thegoatofsports April 13, 2022