floor waxer

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.

I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.

floor waxer by The Jock Vaguely Entertaining May 31, 2018

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pouring water on the floor

Nonsense, used when you have nothing else to say or when something is nonsense.

"Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor

"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.

pouring water on the floor by jmajcan March 28, 2019

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african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it

“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible”

african flood water by Flood water March 11, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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