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Floor waffle 

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
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floor waffle 

A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s
Yo you know that girl Terry, she’s such a floor waffle
floor waffle by Bigbol93 July 28, 2018