floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.
floatin' the river
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by Cougs321 May 25, 2011
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floatin red river

floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag
by ruck'es September 02, 2010
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