Flipportunity 

The opportunity to purchase real estate and sell it for a profit.

Man - I saw a great flipportunity on Zillow.

Realtor- Don't be shocked if that place doesn't really exist, zillow is the craplord of real estate information aggregates.

Flipportunity by Mateo Realtor May 3, 2014

Lipportunity 

An opportunity to "get" lips; To have an opportunity to make-out

"Dude, I took advantage of a great lipportunity with this girl yesterday"

Lipportunity by JammingGinger November 1, 2012

Failportunity 

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

Failportunity by Brownwater March 2, 2009

flopportunity 

1. noun (masculine) a set of circumstances in a soccer match that makes it possible for a player to badly fake an injury despite no or little contact from an opposing player in order to be awarded a free or penalty kick.

Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.

Nearing the 85th minute, Neymar, feeling the pressure of his team's imminent loss down 1-0, senses a player from the opposing team within 5 meters of him as he enters the opponents' 18m box. He then quickly falls to the pitch, writhes in pain, holds his ankle, and grimaces as if he had just suffered an actual lower leg amputation. Subsequently, Neymar makes a penalty kick, to tie the match. A master at this skill, Neymar could scarcely afford to miss this timely flopportunity for his team.

flopportunity by I'm You're Hucklebearer August 5, 2018

fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Flopportunity 

A proposal with potential for failure on a grand scale.

Did Jason ask you to invest in his imitation hummus business? It sounded like like the flopportunity of a lifetime.

Flopportunity by Tfitzg October 18, 2013

Fapportunity 

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012