When you work at McDonald’s and flip a burger one time won’t even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.
The act of gently flipping a male's nipple or breast upward from below with one's hand, often with a "come hither" motion. The "burger flip" is often employed as a irreverent response to pejoratives or personal insults, with the intent of rendering such comments impotent in the wake of the flip.
A potent reminder not to take oneself too seriously.
Tim: "James, you're such a piece of shit! I can't believe you just ate my last pop-tart! I'm never going to forgive you for this, you asshole!"
Said seriously or jokingly on forums when someone is doing poorly in school and notifies others of it, even for slight failures that will obviously not have a big impact on their education, such as a 3.9 GPA.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.