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Flight 370 

The flight I wish you took.
You: "Hey Anon, what flight should I take?"
Me: "Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"
You: "Ok, thanks!"

flight 370 

"Hey, why are you so late?"
"Dude, my keys were totally Flight 370. Couldn't find them anywhere."
flight 370 by J R Paulson April 22, 2014

Malaysia Flight 370 

A sex move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during sex and ceasing contact indefinitely.
Molly: 'Melissa, why are you crying?'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'

Malaysia flight 370 

Homie 1: yo dawg my dad ran away when I was all baby uno
Homie 2: so was he blick or was it a Malaysia flight 370 ting??