flickergoon

gooning so fast it’s invisible to the naked eye (kinda like how krillin felt when he was watching goku and frieza fight)
After gooning and retaining my edge streak for days on end . . . Spawning from multiple impromptu binding vows . . . I have achieved a new form perfect for flickergooning !
by superdupergooper May 23, 2024
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flickergoon

when you goon as fast as humanly possible before your internal organs shut down completely
yo bro did you see tyler’s new flickergoon record? 7 whole seconds!”
by grooblinka May 27, 2024
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flickergoon

Flickergooning is the act of gooning, but instead of being over the course of a long period of time, you masterbate as hard, violent, and fast as possible to achieve the satisfaction of gooning in a shorter time period. These shortened version of the activity are often done in shorter sessions, and can often be back to back. Possibly even allowing for a flickergoon gooning session.
"Bro you get your goon session in last night?"
"Nah dude, didn't have the time, had to flickergoon between projects I was working on."
by gaping horror May 23, 2024
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When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.
Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
by BLVCKKYE December 05, 2024
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bermudian flickergoon

Edging for 10-12 months before gooning thrice in one 24 hour period.
Usually used to summon Amelia Airhart
by Mr.Gooner July 16, 2024
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Aztec flickergoon

A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging
I did a Aztec flickergoon
by Jehshshsjs June 08, 2024
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Puerto Rican flickergooning

La parpapaja puertorriqueña (t.c.c. Puerto Rican flickergooning, La parpapaja boricua) es una variación del flickergooning con raíces en Puerto Rico. Su rasgo distintivo es el uso de símbolos culturales boricuas durante la práctica. No existe un protocolo oficial, pero suele seguirse una fórmula similar. Se necesitan: un cartel de Juan Dalmau, uno de Jennifer González (ambos candidatos en las elecciones del 2024), tostones (preferiblemente de bolsa), aceite de cocina, una hoja de plátano, una estufa (cualquier tipo) y lubricante (se recomienda aceite de bebé).

Los pasos iniciales incluyen colocar la cartulina de Dalmau al frente y la de González a la derecha (90°). Se fríen los tostones por 5–10 minutos antes de comenzar. Luego, se lubrica el miembro reproductivo y se utiliza la hoja de plátano como herramienta de masturbación. El gooner se posiciona frente a Dalmau y con González a su derecha. Durante la paja, se recomienda que el aceite caliente salpique para intensificar la experiencia. La mano no dominante debe levantar el dedo medio hacia la cartulina de González como gesto simbólico. Se pueden incluir rituales adicionales. Técnicas comunes incluyen la penetración de mano de 1–2 fotogramas, la pela de 3 fotogramas o la cosquilla de cojones a 5 fotogramas. La práctica celebra el orgullo cultural boricua antes del celibato voluntario.
Mayagooner: "Rofl acabo de probar nice gooning canadiense"

Chad tainomaxxer: "Canto de chudplebeyo, prueba Puerto Rican flickergooning. Yo Puerto Rican flickergoonié al pueblo de Adjuntas por como like 5 años. Cuando terminé hice tributo de cum a Tata Charbonier. Soy superior a tí wolololol"
by NoWayAroundIt April 02, 2025
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