flickergooning

The act of excessive masturbation with the television remote stuffed in your rectum

“Bill and I will be flickergooning together on Sunday afternoon”

by AdolfGooner May 23, 2024

flickergooning

Flickergooning: the act of intentionally inducing an epileptic seizure at climax resulting in semen being expelled all over your fat sweaty body
gooning: A form of masturbation that involves edging ("maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm") for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, trance-like, state.

I spent all night Flickergooning. I woke up with my skin melting into my goon throne.

by sixkae May 28, 2024

flickergooning

the term that defines the act of gooning after a seven day (or more) edging streak. this causes the eyes to flicker due to the extreme pleasure of finally breaking your streak.

”flickergooning is so much better than regular gooning!”

by spunge May 22, 2024

flickergooning

Gooning while on steroids using both masturbation and jelqing techniques by flicking one's wrist to increase the speed at which they goon. Also known as Hyper Edge

I tried flickergooning for the first time and never felt better. Seriously consider trying it!

by Professional Gooner May 27, 2024

flickergooning

When you use more than 2 hands when gooning at a rapid pace.

Bro, I know a guy who can goon for 12 hours, yeah, but I can do flickergooning for 6 minutes.

by Red40consoomer May 22, 2024

flickergoon

Edging for 7 days an 7 nights then early morning you cum so hard your eyes flicker

Watched my dad flickergoon as a kid, now that’s all I think about

by Sicccminded May 22, 2024

flickergoon

gooning so fast it’s invisible to the naked eye (kinda like how krillin felt when he was watching goku and frieza fight)

After gooning and retaining my edge streak for days on end . . . Spawning from multiple impromptu binding vows . . . I have achieved a new form perfect for flickergooning !

by superdupergooper May 23, 2024