by Your Dude 67 January 27, 2019
(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
The act of emitting noxious gases from one's anus. Also known as farting, blowing one, cutting the cheese, pull my finger, and specialized terms like sbd--silent but deadly and crop dusting, which is when one travels around a room or building, letting off small freeps and generally polluting the area. Flatulence is often accompanied by sports activities like fart flaming, and dutch oven, where one person farts and then shoves the other person's head under the covers. This reprehensible habit is cause for justifiable murder in Alabama. (see Alabama Barking Spider
Rudolph had a lifelong problem with flatulence; well, that isn't QUITE true, his family had the problem. He was blissfully unaware of the angry stares as he crop dusted the office as he strolled off to the water cooler, or his second wife's suit for divorce that included dutch over as grounds of cruelty. It wasn't until he had the bright idea of lighting farts with an acetylene torch that Rudolph got what was coming to him.
by Luigi the ORIGINAL January 26, 2006
is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.
Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
by Gas Queen February 14, 2011
by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005
a gaseous substance that explodes out of your sin-hole, it is often known as the 8th Deadly Sin. "Farts" as it is quite often referred to are exceptionally hilarious depending on the situation. it is mostly comprised of methane gas, sulfuric gas, and oxygen, also some other small pecentages of other gases like carbon dioxcide. The expulsion of gas creates a well known sound as we all know. This sound is created by the vibrations of your fat ass. Your ass cheeks vibrato also could expell some kind of liquideous substance, also referred to as "anal seepage" this can be quite disgusting. So if this happens to you...dont be lazy, go change your fucking pants, and wipe up for God's sake.
1) (guy) "Dude!? do you smell that flatulence?"
(friend) "Oh God! yea that was Cooner! holy shit that smells terrible!"
2) flatulence is what really killed the cat.
(friend) "Oh God! yea that was Cooner! holy shit that smells terrible!"
2) flatulence is what really killed the cat.
by tristebanana2 June 10, 2010
A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.
by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004