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flatte |ˈfläˌtā| noun : a decaffeinated latte

The construction is similar to “blog” – the last letter of a two-word phrase (“web log”) coupled with the full second word. In this case, “decaf latte” becomes “flatte.”
It's too late in the day for caffeine but I still want a coffee. So, could you get me a flatte if you're going to the cafe?
flatte by Emoticonoclast July 17, 2011
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The perfect drink for friends who insist that they HATE latte's and can only drink flat whites.... Or was it that they HATE flat-white's and can only drink latte's? Either way, it's a cross between a flat white or a latte - which look and taste the fucking same anyway.

* The flatte is to coffee what spandex is to lycra... The same fucking thing, commonly utilised by Mamils.
"Thanks for my latte, I HATE flat-white's"!
"It's a flatte - jerk"...
Flatte by Channybangbang February 22, 2011
Putting in an order for flat white but being presented instead with a latté: Flatté
When an order for a flat white is made but the waiter brings you a latté instead then when suddenly becoming aware hesitates and apologetically offers to replace it with the original request, but you shrug your shoulders accept the latte and assure by exclaiming "mate your note was misread as a 'flatté'!"
Flatté by k9999r December 9, 2010
1. A latte with extra cream.

2. Felating someone after drinking an espresso.
1. One felatte grande please, I like the cream.

2. After I finish this espresso, I'll felatte you.
felatte by almo89 August 27, 2011
Flaite: a young male from the outskirts of big cities, like Santiago de Chile, dressed provocatively, aggresively and always "a la mode" (only that his fashion is van Diesel, Cromagnon-inspired) and whose language is always pre-cognitive and inherently obscene even when he tries to camouflage it like that of a normal human being.

His trousers are usually in imitation of the addidas - or other well-known brand - tracksuit, and with slippers imitation-nike and every single piece of clothing of highly doubtful legal origin (except perhaps, for the greasy, "elephant's condom" wollen cap,

The haircut is in the "small chamber pot" style and everything about him looks unenviably proto- (or post) delinquent.

Flaites are born-breeders and almost always end up by siring some poor baby that soon would become the substance which the malnutrition units in public hospitals are made of.
Most juvenile offenders and thieves in big Chilean cities are flaites
flaite by Cub y EG August 16, 2006

Flatterfotze 

A german word do describe a very loose vagina.
Alter, gestern Abend die hatte eine richtig krasse Flatterfotze
Flatterfotze by Catch2425 June 12, 2019

fatter fuck 

A fatter fuck is fatter than a fat fuck.
Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?
fatter fuck by Ronnieoc714 October 30, 2013
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