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Flastering

A quick, single-coat plastering technique where the surface is plastered and sanded as soon as dry, in quick succession. Usually used to prep a wall or ceiling for painting. Common in renovation or patch-up jobs where time is limited but a decent finish is required. Blend of the words fast + plastering.
Mate, we were running behind, so I just did a quick flastering job on the ceiling, she'll be right once it's had a lick of paint.
by L Sampson :) October 3, 2025
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Flintering

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.
"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"
by terminator98 April 16, 2013
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Forstering About

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
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fustering

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.
people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish
by jack_hammer December 7, 2015
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Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
by dbgrd April 30, 2021
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Fostering

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.
"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"
by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020
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fattering

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.
by chicky noodles May 24, 2014
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