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Flap jacking 

What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!
Flap jacking by Chucksama November 14, 2013

Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.
After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.

flap jacking 

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack
I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!
flap jacking by MC triple T January 3, 2011

Flap Jacking 

"What did you have for breakfast, Jimmy?"

"I did a little flap jacking"

"deeeeeelicious"
Flap Jacking by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

Flap Jacking 

A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.
I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.
Flap Jacking by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010

Flap-Jacking-Off 

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")
"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."