flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.

That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.

by artagnon April 23, 2016

flaming noob turkey

A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them

-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .

by TheCheezyBallz May 5, 2011

flamin' turkey

to have intercourse with another's orifice whilst having tobasco, salsa or any other sort of hot sauce slatherd on your weiner. Named for the rather phallic nature of a turky's appearence.

"bo-DIFF i's givin' dat ho a flamin' turkey so bad, i had to top her off wit' da special sauce"

by poo-manchu May 13, 2008

flamin' turkey

An idiot. One that does something idiotic. A foolish or stupid person.

Dan is such a flamin' turkey.

by DS.. October 30, 2005