flaming heterosexual 

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

flaming heterosexual by jamison313 May 23, 2006

flaming heterosexual 

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

flaming heterosexual by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009

Flaming heterosexual 

A younger straight sister who wears a bright yellow, oversized, big-bird jacket. Is also continually overenthusiastic about literally everything that excites her.

"See that big-bird looking person over yonder? Yeah, that's my flaming heterosexual little sis!"

Flaming heterosexual by Lukewarmgay April 26, 2021

Flaming heterosexual 

Flaming heterosexual: 1. a person who communicates their preference for heterosexual sex often. 2. a person who tries to fulfill stereotypes of their sex's gender. 3. toxic masculinity 4. a homosexual trying to convince himself how straight he is through machismo 5. a violent, bigoted, right wing, veteran, rapey, dude with a beard.

The bearded fat guy at the union meeting talked about football all evening but when he said his dream was to open a automotive repair shop I told him to just stop being such a flaming heterosexual and sit somewhere else.

Flaming heterosexual by справжнє May 31, 2019

Flaming heterosexual 

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

Flaming heterosexual by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

flaming hetrosexual 

A flaming hetrosexual is a person who is so overly fixated at appearing straight and manly that it boarders on gayness.
See flaming homosexual

Dude1:"I am going to Starbucks, you want to come along?"
Dude2:"I don't go to Starbucks I am afraid I might turn gay."
Dude1:"dude, you are such a flaming hetrosexual."

flaming hetrosexual by oh_noes April 22, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019