flambosis

an intense and flamboyantly dramatic inflammation

I was recently diagnosed with bombastic flambosis of the anus

flambosis by charles chomsky April 21, 2009

Flambosis

A disease that causes people to be Overly Dramatic, in other words, Flamboyant. Other terms: extravagant, theatrical, loud, easily scareable.

We scared my Aunty Judy by putting a ham on a string infront of her face when she was comming up the stairs. She nearly jumped 10 feet in the air, she has a serious case of Flambosis.

Flambosis by Rawrbangashwa December 26, 2009

Flamboni

A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.

This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.

Flamboni by Weffy September 12, 2014

flambos 

any woman with a pair of large, teflon-like, impregnable tits. Not always pretty to look at or even flattering to the figure, but could easily open a revolving door all by themselves, serve as durable floating devices for a small navy, and might even kick your ass if they were used as boxing gloves.

Yow ! Mother of all fucks, look at the flambos on that chicky across the street! Thrilla in Manilla !!!

flambos by Virgin Suicides May 3, 2017

flambohip 

An indie youth subculture whose followers combine obscure taste in music, films, and books with fashion-savvy and often flamboyant style in clothing (see glam). Flambohips are also part of the minuscule percentage of hipsters who eventually get over themselves and learn to be friendly.

Guy 1: What do you think of this hot pink Cat Power shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, that's so flambohip!

Flambohip: Hey, great jacket! Is that Urban Outfitters?
Hipster: Shut up.

flambohip by Tulip Baroo October 28, 2006

flambocious 

It can be used for anything.

That is just flambocious.
That was a very flambocious victory

flambocious by Nudnik Shpilkis May 1, 2012

glutius flatosis 

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

glutius flatosis by DzNutz January 20, 2004