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flaktordion

The absolutely worst insult in the entire history of the universe. This is less than "absolute zero" on the likability scale. If you are ever called a "flaktordion" you should give up on life and even on your very existence. There isn't a single thing in the universe that is, was or ever could be worse than you.
The entire Phelps family is basically made up of flaktordions.
flaktordion by RX0 April 9, 2013
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Flactoid 

A muscle on the opposite shoulder of your dominant hand. Bad play in sports is usually because of a pulled/strained flactoid.
Tiger Woods: That was a terrible shot.
Phil Mickelson: I know. I pulled my flactoid the other day.
Flactoid by Dr. Earving July 28, 2009

Flactoid 

a muscle not commonly worked out in the normal gym. best exercise is the camel toe machine at the PHUHS gym. If not its best to have sex on a regular basis
Im gonna go work my flactoids.

Damn Stearns has real nice flactoids
Flactoid by Joshua Stearns May 9, 2005

Flactoid 

Sucking the left over love juices of your friends MILF's dildo after it's been successfully used in her mouldy clam.
I heard Billie-jo enjoyed that Flactoid
Flactoid by BJobA June 18, 2011

Flattoid 

A person that believes the earth is flat, a flat earther.
the flattoids always make big claims, but always lack of evidence
Flattoid by HaloNest August 26, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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