the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.
Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets
oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!
oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!
by Dread Pyrate Bonney April 29, 2005
by MarKatWil July 28, 2008
An oral sex position, wherein the fellator holds their body horizontally (as a flag relative to a flagpole) while performing fellatio.
by OctaveO October 9, 2009
Taking a flagpole and ripping the flag off and shoving it in the females mouth while the male shoves the flagpole in the females dilated vagina while the male also continues to shove his penis in the females anus while singing the national anthem
by Nigga Stacey January 3, 2014
A massive shit that sticks out of the water with toilet paper stuck to the top. Bonus, If it's dense enough it will wave like a flag as you try to flush it.
by AintDatABitch September 3, 2023
Swiping your finger(s)in an upward motion on/in the crack of someones ass, not during a sexual encounter(usually).
by Crystal2007 January 18, 2009
A wedgie where the victim is hoisted up to the top of a flagpole by their underwear. This is the best form of wedgie if you want the victim to suffer the longest, and if done in the summer, can last for days.
I gave this nerd called Jake a flagpole wedgie during summer vacation. I stripped him to his briefs and strung him up on the flagpole, giving him water and canned beans three times a day. I managed to keep this nerd up there for six days, and by the time a construction worker got him down, he was a mess (his underwear was his bathroom) and he couldn't walk cause of the pain in his butt. I still wedgie Jake to this day.
by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014