flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm
Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!
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by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
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Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby
He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.
by noone February 02, 2005
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A term used for 'cool' or 'Awesome'. Other words like 'Rad', 'Dank', 'Dope', etc. This term is only used by the coolest people.
Steven: Hey I didn't go to homecoming, did you want to come over?
Jon: Sure. Why didn't you go?
Steven: Some people told me it wasn't flaccid so I didn't go.


James: Dude you kissed my girlfriend, that wasn't very flaccid of you.
by lonerdeboner October 04, 2014
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This is the point of being so fucked up that you can no longer get your penis erect. Generally a term used by a group of friends when they are partying together.
*Calls right hand* "Yo get the squad together, we're getting flaccid as fuck tonight."
by hugs4drugs August 26, 2015
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The state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. Being limp, like a wet noodle.
"Did you see Stacy's moves on the dance floor? She was so fucking flaccid man!"

"I'm getting so flaccid tonight!!"

"Let's get flaccid!"

"I realized I was really flaccid last night when I hooked up with seven guys"
by Flaccidwiener October 04, 2014
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