Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018

When two obese people blow eachother at the same time

Omg i saw two guys flabberblasting at the obesity clinic.

by July 23, 2021

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

by P $ February 15, 2004

When a girl tosses a guys salad and he farts.

I accidentally flabberblasted in her face, and she didn’t break up with me. What a keeper.

by kittygirl9087654 July 17, 2019

The act of blowing on ones tant. Flabberbating is the act of doing it to oneself.

by Buttslug19 April 16, 2017