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Fixed Blind Date 

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
Fixed Blind Date by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011
Related Words
Something that is or will have a certain outcome
KSI V LOGAN PAUL (25th August 2018) THE MOST FIXED EVENT IN HISTORY ALL SO THEY CAN GET MORE MONEY AS KSI GOT £80 MILLION FROM THE FIRST FIGHT
Fixed by Lord Shrigga August 26, 2018

Fixed News 

An alternate word to describe the Fox "News" channel, signifying both the extreme right-wing bias of the network and the lack of credence in considering it a news network.

See "Fox Noise"
Fox never says anything good about Democrats, that's because they are Fixed News.
Fixed News by ronin122 January 22, 2009

fixed-gear 

a road bike with an ingenious anti-theft device: only one gear and usually no brakes.
the best messengers all ride fixed-gear.
fixed-gear by adam November 27, 2003

howya fixed 

to ask someone if they are ready to do something
howya fixed for a rake a pints
howya fixed by jasondonnellan October 8, 2011

fixed capital 

*noun*; one of the factors of production. Fixed capital refers to physical objects used to produce goods or services. Examples include cash registers, drill presses or car jacks, and civil aircraft.

Pretty much anything can be used as fixed capital, provided it is used by the entrepreneur/firm to provide a service or produce something valuable. If the firm is a hotel, then pillows and vacuum cleaners are fixed capital; if it's a store, then the cash register, the shelves, and the mop are fixed capital.

Another form of business capital is circulating capital. This is called capital because it's a physical object used to produce value, but its purpose is to be sold or used up in production.
Some part of the capital of every master artificer or manufacturer must be fixed in the instruments of his trade...In other works a much greater fixed capital is required. In a great iron-work, for example, the furnace for melting the ore, the forge, the slitt-mill, are instruments of trade which cannot be erected without a very great expense.

Adam Smith, *The Wealth of Nations* (1776)
fixed capital by Abu Yahya March 3, 2009