Fitness Instructor 

A man or woman dedicated to improving the physical fitness of others through the implementation of a rigorous workout schedule. Because of their well toned bodies, they are often the target of many sexual advances.

Girl 1- "Hey, do you think that new girl in spin class is really here for the workout?"

Girl 2- "No way, she totally came to throw herself at our buff fitness instructor. How sad."

Fitness Instructor by GirlUpstairs April 27, 2009

Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.

Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?

Mr. Fitness Instructor by BIG SCRAP February 2, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008