Fisted

To be drunk beyond recognition.

Austin: I am fucking fisted

Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours

by Mr Monkey 155 October 31, 2021

fisted

experiencing a major inconvenience

“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”

by tara carter July 25, 2022

Carolina fist 'o fury

When a grown hairy man with very large hands lubes up his hand with vinegar and spice rub and fists a live pig,to internally season the beast,this is a carolina staple

The pig was so good it had to have undergone the carolina fist 'o fury

by Nebraskaboi2299 May 22, 2018

turkey fist

When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.

Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!

by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017

ice fisting

Proceeding to stick a hand in a bucket of ice, then fisting it in any hole

Man Aydens booty is leaking from last nights ice fisting.

by Funduntard March 6, 2020

Fist of the Beast King

A phrase usually said by someone before proceeding to punch another person's vagina. Most commonly used during sexual intercourse.

"Fist of the Beast King..." Andrew muttered under his breath, before punching Maggie's vagina.

by GaryOak555 October 24, 2015

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 9, 2017