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Twisted Fister 

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.
Its a apparently meaningless word, created by the Spanish comedian Chiquito de la Calzada that became part of the collective language and recurrent in the Spanish jokes slang. Its a funny world by itself and can be replaced by any meaning. Specially funny when replacing sexual words or when being used to insult somebody in a funny and friendly way
that woman is naked you can see all his his down fistro

that man is touching his sexual fistro

i dont believe your tales you are such a fistro
fistro by musero June 3, 2011

Super Double Fister 

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.
Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.
One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist
Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!
Fister by wildcardman October 15, 2010

Fistaroni 

To receive a rough and rugged fisting of your anus from you partner, male or female, as a gesture of appreciation after you have taken them for a wonderful pasta dinner at their favorite Italian restaurant.
Joe: Hey Frank. How as you date with Susan last night? Did you take her to Gambino's?
Frank: Yea brother. It was great. Great wine. Great Pasta. She loves that place. Loves it so much that I got the old Fistaroni when I got home.

Joe: Sweet! At least the Lasagna won't clog you up this time.
Fistaroni by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

sister fister

The act of fisting your sister. Commonly refered to as incest.
Yo this kid named Francis is a fucking sister fister.
sister fister by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003