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Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
Fist Fucker by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

fist-fucker 

1. One who sits on hard rubber fists (TOOMEY).
2. One who uses their fist in sex.
"Come here you fist fucker and thump my sweaty arse with your hardened fist"

Fist fucked in the fart box 

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.
"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

fist fucked 

When you are fingering a girl but ya fist goes in the vagina right up to your wrist
I fist fucked ya mom last night and she had a massive orgy
fist fucked by Henry832 September 2, 2016

Fist fucked 

When your income credit has been taxed by the government at a higher % because you are in a higher tax bracket and cant afford ramen noodles or rent, you have been fist fucked
Joe got fist fucked last year for working more over time and now his broke ass lives underneath the Kellogg bridge eating dog shit and drinking his own piss
Fist fucked by Piss seapage May 20, 2021

fist fucked 

where u finger a girl with your fist all the way in to your wrist
that girl was getting fist fucked
fist fucked by hawkboy7 July 6, 2009
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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